Welcome to The Shmack House


4 PM- 8 PM

Located in Conway, SC on 501 directly across from Coastal Carolina University.

What's on tap?

Bud Lt, Yuengling, Guinness, Blue Moon, Sweetwater 420, Angry Orchard


You'll Love Us









JUST WING IT – 10.99/dozen

Basic Betty – 6.99
Chicken & Cheese

Buffalo Soldier – 7.49
Chicken, Cheese, Buffalo Sauce, Celery, Blue Cheese Crumbles, Ranch

Fiesta – 7.49
Chicken, Cheese, Pico de Gallo, Guacamole

Veggie – 7.49
Green Pepper, Onion, Banana Pepper, Mushroom, Jalapeño, Tomato, & Cheese

T. Montana – 7.49 
Mojo Pulled Pork, Shaved Ham, Brown Mustard, Pickles, Swiss, Jack, & Cheddar Cheese

Pig – 7.49
Mojo Pulled Pork, BBQ, Red Onion, Slaw, Cheese

The Top Button – 7.99
Ground Beef, Bacon Strips, Grilled Red Onion, BBQ, Cheese

Plain Jane – 7.99
Hand pattied burger served with lettuce, tomato, red onion, and pickle. Add cheese (American, Cheddar, Jack, Swiss.) for .50

The Bounty Hunter – 8.99
Hand pattied burger, ontop of lettuce and tomato, covered in BBQ sauce, grilled jalapenos, bacon, melted cheddar and topped with a crispy onion ring!

Up & Adam – 8.99
Sure to cure your hangover! Hand pattied burger, ontop of lettuce and tomato, then topped with mushrooms, green peppers, red onions, bacon, melted jack. Finished with a friend egg for good measure.

The Bear – 8.99
Built ontop of lettuce, tomato, and mayo. Its covered with grilled red onions, mushrooms, and bacon. Then covered with melted cheddar, jack and swiss cheeses.

Turkish Burgeris Maximus – 8.99
Recipe stolen from ZUES himself, not for a mortal man. Our turkey burger is laid upon a bed of lettuce, tomato, and guacamole, and covered with bacon and jack cheese.

Big Kahuna – 8.99
8 oz. Hand pattied burger, grilled to perfection, and covered with our house made terihoney marinade. We then add grilled ham, onions, bacon, and melted jack cheese. All set on top of lettuce and tomato, with a slice of grilled pineapple on top.

Don Vito – 8.99
Hand pattied burger, placed on top of lettuce and tomato, then covered with bacon strips, marinara, ham, swiss cheese, and finished with fried mozzarella sticks.

Buster Dougless – 8.99
Our house made burger is topped with A1, bacon, and melted blue cheese crumbles. Set on top of lettuce and tomato, served on our toast brioche bun. 

NEW – The Tar Heel – 8.99
So good you wanna smack your momma! Our 8 oz. Hand pattied burger on top of lettuce and tomato. Then topped with bacon strips and cheddar chees, a generous portion of mojo rubbed pulled pork, jalepeno brown sugar BBQ, and cole slaw, finished with house made onion straws. Not for the faint of heart.

NEW – Peanut Butter & Jealous Burger – 8.99
Our house made burger served with pickles, bacon, a generous scoop of peanut butter, and melted American cheese. Served on toasted brioche. Don’t knock it till you try it!

His Name Was Robert Paulson – 19.99
The first rule of fight club is you eat this burger. Three (3) full 8oz. hand pattied burgers, stacked on top of each other, with 6 strips of bacon, 6 slices of American cheese. Served with a full order of bacon cheese fries as a side. No substitutions, No surrender. Full meal must be consumed in 30 minuets from delivery of food for free meal. Applicant that consumes said meal gets picture taken and placed on Tongy’s “WALL OF FAME” and unlimited edition Tongy’s T-shirt not available to public. Losers pay full price. DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES??? 

Professor Riley’s Panini – 7.99
Put down the books and dive into this mega sandwich. Toasted sourdough bread with lettuce, tomato, and mayo. Topped with shaved ham, turkey, swiss, cheddar, and jack cheeses. Finished with a fried egg, coleslaw, and house cut fries on the sandwich.

Steakosaurus Rex – 6″ 7.99 / 12″ 9.99
Shaved ribeye with melted jack cheese, red onions, green peppers, mushrooms, banana peppers, bacon, and jalapenos. Finished with Jurassic mayo stuffed in a hoagie roll. Feel free to substitute grilled chicken for ribeye. RAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRR.

That’ll Do Pig – 7.99
We would never hurt BABE, think of it more of those annoying pigs in angry birds. Slow cooked mojo pulled pork, smothered in out Tongy’s BBQ sauce, covered with coleslaw, and topped with an onion ring. All on fresh brioche.

Castro’s Muse – 7.99
The dictators go-to sandwich in wartime, and in peace. Slow cooked mojo pulled pork and shaved ham with spicy brown mustard, pickles, and melted cheese layered on sourdough bread and pressed.

Um.. Can You Make a Buffalo Wrap? – 7.99
We got the hint, you asked, we answered. Lettuce, tomato, buffalo sauce, grilld chicken, shredded cheese, and ranch dressing rolled into a flour tortilla. 

Mr. Pant’s Caesar Wrap – 7.99
Named after the orneriest Dachshund this side of Berlin. Fresh cut romaine lettuce, diced tomato, grilled chicken, bacon, banana peppers, and black olives tossed in our house Caesar and wrapped in a flour tortilla. Substitute shrimp for $1.

Rogue Tacos – 7.99
These tacos, like JAWS swim alone. 3 fish tacos with beer battered fish, pico de gallo, lettuce, and cheese. Topped with a chipotle lime drizzle served inside warm flour tortillas. Feel free to substitute shrimp.  

The Andy Dufresne – 7.99
Them sisters won’t be bothering you no more when you eat this sandwich. Griled chicken breast on top of lettuce and tomato. Topped with honey mustard, bacon, and jack cheese. Served on a brioche bun. 

Thaitanic Wrap – 7.99
This wrap will have you flying high, with no awkward realization that Leonardo DiCaprio just copped a feel. Grilled shrimp in Thai sweet chili sauce, with fresh lettuce, edamame, water chestnuts, red peppers, and wonton strips. Sauced with mandarin sesame dressing and wrapped in a flour tortilla. Feel free to substitute grilled chicken.

The Reg – 7.99
Named after a regular who stuck around so long we hired him. Fried chicken fingers tossed in buffalo sauce and placed on top of lettuce and tomato. Covered with bacon blue cheese dressing, and jack cheese. All on a brioche bun. 

Diablo Chicken Salad – 7.99
After you eat this sandwich, you might want to sell your soul for another. Our take on this traditional favorite. Pulled chicken mixed with our homemade smokey sauce, shaved almonds, celery, and cilantro. Served on grilled sourdough bread with lettuce and tomato.

The J. Reuben – 7.99
The ONLY reuben you want to experience in Conway. Grilled shaved turkey, sauerkraut, house made Russian dressing and swiss cheese. Layered on grilled sourdough bread.

Clubber Lang – 7.99
I pity the fool who don’t like this sandwich. Toasted sourdough bread, topped with lettuce tomato and mayo. Then we pile on turkey, bacon, swiss, and our house made guacamole.

Rick’s Schwifty Italian – 6″ $7.99 / 12″ $10.99
You’d have to be a real Morty to not like this sub. Pepperoni, salami, ham, romaine, tomato, banana peppers, red onion, jack cheese, finished with salt and pepper and italian dressing.

Lake Erie Monster – 8.99
Our take on a classic fish sandwich. Beer battered fried cod, romaine, tomato, cole slaw, cheddar cheese and jalapeno tarter sauce.

Side Salad – 4.00
Fresh romaine, diced tomato, red onion, bacon and mixed cheese.

Southwest Awesome – 7.99
Exactly what it says man. Southwest and Awesome. Fresh chopped romaine topped with Tongy’s guacamole, corn, black beans, pico de gallo, and jalapenos. Mixed cheese and tortilla strips finish this beauty off. Served with avocado ranch on the side.

The Freaky Diki Greeky – 7.99
Feel free to dance while eating this one. Fresh chopped romaine topped with diced tomatoes, black olives, red onions, banana peppers, feta cheese, and warm pita. Served with our signature Greek dressing. 

Coopers Cobb – 8.99
This salad is almost as victorious as the shnoodle it’s named for. Fresh chopped romaine with rows of fresh sliced ham, turkey, chopped bacon, cheddar & jack cheese, tomato, egg, and guacamole. Choice of dressing. 

Caesars Caesar – 7.99
We had Brutus knock of Julius Caesar to get this recipe. Fresh chopped romaine lettuce in our delicious Caesar dressing with black olives, tomato, bacon, croutons, and banana peppers.

Strawberry Fields Forever – 8.49
This one goes out to all the ladies… or dudes… whatever… Fresh chopped romaine lettuce, red onions, strawberries, cranraisins, walnuts, and blue cheese crumbles. Served with strawberry vinaigrette. 

Coleslaw – 1.99

Potato Salad – 1.99

French Fries – 3.00

Mac & Cheese – 3.00

Vegetable – 3.00

Onion Rings – 3.49

Pasta Salad – 1.99

Grilled Cheese / fries – 4.99

Chicken Fingers / fries – 4.99

Kid Burger / fries – 4.99

Kid Wings / fries – 4.99

Onion Rings – 3.00